Stanhope

"Oh crap. Hey Fred?" "What now, John?" "The head's fallen off of her." "Oh great. First the right leg and now the head. Didn't I tell you to be more careful?" "Well if you think it's so easy to carry her then why don't you do it?" "Because I don't want to ruin my nice shirt, that's why." "Oh so I can ruin my shirt here but you don't have to." "I did the job while you just sat and watched. I did all the hard work so you get the easy job." "Easy my foot. She weighs a ton." "Well that can't be helped." "Well why don't you at least carry the head?" "Don't be disgusting." "Don't be an idiot. If you're that conscientious of it, why don'